January 2009
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chai lattes have this effect
connor: (looking at her itunes library) i have a lot of 90s music
julia: how does it know?
“I’m all about you. You’re all about me. We’re all about each...”
– Peter Bjorn and John- Paris 2004
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i can't believe that i...
missed elijah wood’s birthday. i’m a horrible creepy fangirl!
anyways, i wish him a belated birthday cause i’m just a creeper like that….
and it also makes me feel less guilty when i “celebrate” with some cookies and cream ice cream.
let's revive the slang that we didn't use in...
Person: Did Kevin just say "yo!"?
Me: That's almost as good as Connor saying "that's fly!"
shall i dazzle you with my e-mail humor?
Kevin: I think, in honor of eli, we go with "The Stalker", or maybe "The Daily Stalker" if we're feeling ambitious.
Me: This is me adding my wit and charm to the conversation. No but really. if we call it the "The Stalker" or something to that effect as mentioned by Kevin we could use a picture of a corn field! or if we wanted to be clever we could have a picture of kerouac creepin on some beans. (no one else is going to think that's funny)
Anderson Cooper has my ...
musicalnerd:
heart. He also has my attention during a talk at my school in March! FUCK YEAH.
i’m as jealous as tegan and sara
Coffee Linked to Lower Dementia Risk - NYTimes.com →
indieandyy:
realrealsoft:
lapanopticon:
I need a coffee so bad right now.
i’m gonna be sane as fuck when i’m 90, then.
FUCKYEAHCOFFEE
holla
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sakile reminded me...
ANYONE WHO BLESSES ME WITH THE MEAL OF CHICKEN AND WAFFLES WILL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME OF FRIENDSHIP
*exceptions will be made if the waffles are hard, there is no syrup, or if you are a general creeper
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dunkin donuts gifts me with something other then...
friendship!
but seriously. cutest story ever. today i was in dunkin donust eating a bacon and cheese (no egg) croissant. and i’m just minding my own business eating that and listening to backseat goodbye when this dude comes up to me and goes “where did you get that shirt?”. i was wearing my Dear and the Headlights shirt so i was all like “at their concert” and he...
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False Hope
is also lame…
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Anxiety Attacks
are lame…
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band vs. verb
sleepingnaked:
trust-me-im-a-doctor:
Let’s just put it this way, I like the band almost as much as I like those words in the verb sense
you know you love us more….
though both are pretty awesome i’m gonna go with band > verb
smores=waffles
trust-me-im-a-doctor:
And I can still taste it
the sweet syrup of sleep and
waffles in the early morning
We didn’t mean to act that way
but that didn’t stop either of us wanting to stay
and never have to ask “why?”
I can still taste it
the simple sound of the predawn disco in the diner
Where we both sat and watched the cold seep out of our fingers and toes
the same ones that held on to...
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“All deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness”
– Barack Obama
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hey, remember that time i ate with obama on my...
well. i didn’t exactly eat with him. but we totally ate the same food. at the same time. at the same place. made by the same chef. except his was all checked for poison and whatnot.
mine wasn’t.
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In the Middle of the Cave
This is a new song I...
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Watchlet’s hear it for the golden globes. morgan stole the show.
“Deal with it, Cate Blanchett!”
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Conor Oberst´s Team Love Records Launches Free MP3...
twentyfourbit:
When Bright Eyes’ Conor Oberst started his boutique label Team Love, he planned to release albums entirely for free by posting mp3s on the record’s release date. For various reasons, including contractual issues, the label was only able implement the concept for a handful of releases.
Today, however, the label launched a compromised version in the form of an online library where...
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you can't make this stuff up
Julia: You fail!
Me: Epic fails.
Julia: I don't get it. Who's epic?
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status of faith in humanity: restored
after the lady at rite aid gave me some mad discounts.
this is a letter to her.
Dear rite aid lady,
Thank you for performing some intense coupon voodoo so that I could buy more paper towels. I can’t believe that three boxes of tissues was only 2.99. Without you i would have only gotten two paper towels but you saved the day. You make me want to be nice to everyone I see. Like that...
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status of my faith in humanity: lost
after this dude slammed his car into us on the expressway and then drove off.
this is a letter to him:
Dear Dude,
i just wanted to thank you for totally ruining the side of our car today. I especially loved the fact that our side view mirror is completely destroyed. You obviously know that we just haven’t gone through enough hard times within the last few weeks. I kind of wish that you...
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this convo is the only good thing i get out of...
Me: Do you guys watch Secret Life of the American Teenager?
All: No.
Me: Well they got married!
Epena: Who?
Me: Well, the pregnant girl and her boyfriend, who isn't the father of the baby got married but the guy who is the father of the baby came and he brought the christian girl who can't have sex and the boyfriend who she didn't have sex with, who cheated on her with the baby daddy's girlfriend of the time, came with the girl who is the ex-girlfriend of the guy who is the pregnant girl's boyfriends best friend, who is now in love with the pregnant girl's sister.
Sakile: It sounds good when you say it like that.
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W(hoo)PS...it happened again!
Becca: (Reading SAT prep) SUV. Sports Utility Vehicle. Oh that's what it stands for!
Me: That makes so much sense.
Becca: We always said it stood for Stupid Usless Vehicle.
Me: (laughter)
Becca: (Reading again) SUVs protect drivers from rough conditions...
Me: and werewolves!
Becca: Maybe yours does.
Me: I'm so gonna provide a service and call it Werewolf Protection System
Becca: We can call it "W(hoo)PS"!
Me: So they'll say "Whoops! A werewolf just bit off my arm again. I should have had WPS..."
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“But I’m thinking of what Sarah said
That love is watching someone die.”
– Ben Gibbard