February 2010
104 posts
is it me or did beyonce just bust out into "you...
no but seriously. she is a rockstar. i want to be a knowles so badly. i will hang out with solange and beyonce and be AWESOME!
January 2010
57 posts
the typical hilarious psych argument.
Shawn: Handlebar mustache?
Gus: Like the Hamburgler?
Shawn: No, no, no....It was Mayor McCheese, he had the 'stache. Burglar had the mask.
Gus: Right, right...Then there was Grimace, that brotha was funny....What?!
Shawn: No, no excuse us...I gave you Vin Diesel. You're not claiming Grimace as a brotha.
Gus: Grimace is a brotha!
Shawn: He's an amorphous mass. He's like a big amoeba.
Gus: He's a black amoeba, Shawn!
Shawn: He's purple!
And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the...
– The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - T.S. Eliot
i miss talking to you.
I admit I was seduced by the mysterious air of your indie hipster aura.
– Peter
Fiona Apple to Host Haiti Benefit Concert w/ Jon...
twentyfourbit:
I’ve wanted to cover some good Fiona Apple news ever since starting this site, but the LA-based singer/songwriter has been pretty much missing in action the whole time. Until today…
The Scenestar reports that Fiona Apple will host “Love and Haiti, Too: A Music Benefit” at Largo in Los Angeles, CA this Saturday (Jan 23). Apple herself will perform at the concert, as well as Jon...
First Day of My Life
koozbane:
checkerboardjacket:
Today, I stood up and spoke in Meeting for Worship.
And I told everyone who I am.
I told them that I am transgender. I told them my name is Jason Mitchell. I told them that I am a male human being.
And I have never been more proud of myself in my life.
WHY did today have to be senior reading day? i’m so proud of you. and upset i missed one of the most...
PutaVidaDeMierda: Mi vida es una mierda y me vale... →
thank for this, julia.
The word “haha” is guaranteed to make any text message seem nicer.
– (via devincastro)
1 2 3 4 tell me that you love me more
love you feist.
i applied to the wrong college.
i mean why would you name two colleges the same thing anyway!?!?
1 tag
I thought my mom just gave me a cup of tea but it turns out it’s hot...
– Peter
peter = CRACK
peter: you should put up an addendum to your tumblr post saying "peter's laughter equals happiness" or "peter = happiness" or "peter = crack"
me: why because i'm addicted to you?
peter: you could say that.
me: that is priceless.
peter: make sure you caps lock CRACK so it gives it more umph so someone reading it will be like "wow i want crack now. or peter will do"
today was the day i gave my entire class AIDS.
it is another chapter in my joint book with senzwa entitled Being Black in Advanced Biology Class
The curious history of General Tso's chicken →
laughter does not equal happiness
that is the most depressing thing that i have realized in a while.
well, this is awkward.
eli: there is this band my friend was showing me and all of these crazy indie kids like think it's actually like music that is gonna be remembered like in the future. the band's okay but they won't be remembered.
me: what band is it?
eli: i can't remember the name like NMH or something?
me: i don't think i know them.
eli: let me show you. i think they had a song about an "aeroplane".
me: this would be awkward if you showed me and they were my favorite band.
eli: yeah. oh hear it is.
me: NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? JEFF MAGNUM IS A GENIUS. IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA IS ONE THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME.
eli: oh my god. you sound just like those crazy indies. this is a real shock.
me: I HATE YOU *hits* I WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
resolutions.
i am not allowed to say the following phrases anymore:
my life
not gonna lie
legit
VAMPIRE WEEKEND STREAMING CONTRA ON MYSPACE MUST... →
why am i always the last to know?
dubliners
higu:
refrigerator:
reading for english class. just finished eveline. now i’m slightly depressed.
fucking love this book.
also, as you read it, you will slowly come to realize that Joe is actually the living version of a James Joyce character. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT.
i knew there was a reason i loved this book!